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When you're 18 years old, you always get
the same excuse.

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Listen, Mom.

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These standards were a little looser.

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Looser?

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Exactly how you like your women. Hey,
Sarah was not looser.

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She was sweet to me.

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And there was nothing wrong with her
family.

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Sugar.

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I don't want you to marry into a family
like that.

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What are you going to do with my fortune
when I pass?

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Just squandered away on some floofy who
can't earn her own?

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Money isn't everything.

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And we know that better than anyone
else, Mother.

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I think you forgot what it's like to
live in a trailer park.

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Do you remember the leaky roof?

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The rice and bean dinner?

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The freezing cold winter?

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Not to mention that you were too ashamed
to bring your friends over.

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Do you remember?

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You used to tell your bus driver to drop
you off two miles away from our home

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just so you wouldn't be seen as the
trailer park kid.

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Boy, are you listening to me?

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I worked hard to earn a living for us.

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I gave up my productive years.

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Look at me.

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You're not old, Mother.

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You'll never be old.

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You'll... Do you think there are single
men my age?

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Men of the same social standing?

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No.

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And if they are single, they're looking
to upgrade to a younger model.

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Trust me when I tell you that.

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I appreciate everything... What if you
appreciate me? You have an awfully funny

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way of showing it.

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Where's your woman, son?

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Look at you. Look at your age. Where is
your woman? You should be married by

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now. To a woman who comes from a hard
-working family who knows the value of

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hard work and not government charity.

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I've come to a solution.

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You're not going to like it, I've heard.

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Oh, but I promise you, in the end,
you'll thank me.

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The Wolf family has a pretty little
Catholic girl.

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She just turned 18.

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I talked to her parents and we agreed
you two would make a fine match.

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What? Sit.

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You will marry her.

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You will marry her if you love me at
all.

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She will make a fine wife for you.

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And we know your father, God rest his
soul, would have approved.

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I do love you, Mommy.

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I love you so much.

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Sometimes it hurts that I love you so
much.

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But I can't marry somebody that I don't
love.

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Sugar.

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You will marry her.

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And love will come in time.

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You will not suffer the lonely life I've
led.

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You will marry your equal.

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Or else.

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Or else?

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Or else I don't want to see you again.

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You can marry whatever floozy you
choose.

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But you won't see me.

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And you won't have a dime of your
inheritance.

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And your future children won't have a
dime.

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That's what I need to hear.

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I love you.

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And?

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And I'll do what you told me to do.

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Do I look okay?

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Yes, but you're missing something.

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Mom, is that Dad's that's ancient?

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It smells handsome.

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I'll get it. You sit down.

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Hi. Hi, ma 'am. I'm here to see Zach.

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My son.

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Come on in.

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I told your mother to put you in your
Sunday's best.

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Say hello, sweetheart.

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Hi.

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This is a little awkward.

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Yeah, I told my mother and father that I
thought this was a bit archaic.

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Sugar.

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Um, no thank you. Water?

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Do you have water?

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Water, dear.

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He wants water.

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It's nice that you and my Zachary have
something in common.

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You know, you may mock this meeting, but
know that young people, they

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don't know much about anything.

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You two came up from a privileged
family.

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Privileged children.

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Zach knows a little bit about suffering.

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His father left us when he was just a
toddler.

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Yes, and we weren't married.

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His family took everything we had.

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But we made you, didn't we, Beverly?

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Um, I'm tired here.

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All right, your parents and I, we know.

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Is your family in good health?

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Yeah, they're great.

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My dad actually just finished a
triathlon.

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He's 56 years old and finished third.

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You have good genetics.

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Thank you.

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Does my factory look well?

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Yes.

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Just like his father, identical.

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Oh, oh, no, no. No tea for you, son.
It's afternoon.

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Zach,

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I heard you like movies?

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Yeah. Sugar.

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Yeah, I just got a job at Forward
Marketing. We make commercials for local

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services and shops.

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But I've always dreamt of writing my own
film.

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That's really cool.

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What kind?

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I wrote three full movie scripts.

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But my favorite is the science fiction
story about a criminal alien who was

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sentenced to Earth to live with humans.

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He doesn't know how to dress, talk, or
integrate, so he meets a girl who

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basically just takes him in.

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In the end, the aliens come back to get
him after serving his sentence, but he

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doesn't want to leave because he fell in
love.

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And there's another one that I'm working
on about an old grumpy man with PTSD.

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from the war and everybody thinks... You
know, Zach doesn't bite, honey.

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Why don't you come sit over here with
us?

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My third cousin lives in Los Angeles.

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He's studying lighting designs and
things like that.

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He said that I can come to Los Angeles
and visit him and see how everything's

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done. Wow, that's cool. You have an
interest in lighting?

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Lighting, sure.

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But my real passion is definitely
acting. I recently played Esalt in the

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play.

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Don't fish it, dear. Set it straight.

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Isolt? Isolt was a star -crossed lover,
like Juliet in Romeo and Juliet.

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It was a pathetic story, but I'm sure
you did what you could with it.

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I like acting so much, but I've actually
decided to pursue it full -time.

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I like stepping into someone else's body
and feeling what she feels, thinking

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what she thinks.

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You could come to my cousin's set in Los
Angeles if you wanted.

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He says that lots of people do it all
the time. They bring their family and

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friends.

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Nobody minds as long as you don't
disturb the crew and production.

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Hell yes. That would be so cool. Someday
I would love to live in Los Angeles.

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But I just got my first real job and it
seems... You're responsible.

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Well... I do encourage my Zachary to
follow his dreams, but only after I

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this earth.

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Then he'll have the means and the
freedom to do whatever he chooses.

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Sugar.

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Let me see your hands.

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Subtle fingers.

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Pink nail beds.

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Clear nails.

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You're healthy.

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That's good news.

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I'm very pleased.

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Mom thinks that she can predict...

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present or future illnesses just by
looking at someone's hands.

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It's not a fallacy, son.

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It's been proven.

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Written in peer -reviewed articles.

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You two seem to be hitting it off well.

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Wouldn't it be a shame if it was a short
love affair like Esalt and her Tristan?

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Are you having your menses every 28th
day?

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Your mother tells me you're on day 14
today.

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My mother told you about my... Yes, of
course.

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We share the same dreams for our
children.

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We can be great friends now.

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Mom, we don't have to talk about her
menses.

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Come on, we're embarrassing her.

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I think I should go.

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But, um, but Zach, I would... I'd love
to catch a movie with you sometime.

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You don't ask a boy out on your first
date.

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I'm surprised your mother didn't teach
you proper manners.

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My mother is a lovely person, but I
would say being proper isn't her strong

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suit. Mom, stop it.

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She can ask me out.

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I'd love to go with her.

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I'd love to go out with you sometime.

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That'd be great.

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This is your date right here.

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I'll decide if she works out for you.

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You want me to hit it off with her, and
hey, I want to get to know her, but

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we're going to have to step out of the
house alone together.

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She's a beautiful girl, but do you find
her sexy? I, um, I... She's

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very pretty.

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You are very pretty.

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You'll have to forgive my mother.

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I've been watching you very closely.

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You don't have a husband's bulge.

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Will you take off your dress?

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My dress?

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Yeah.

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I need to see your hips. They look
small.

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No. Keep your clothes on.

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I knew it.

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You don't want her to fall.

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Of course we don't need you infected.

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Mom, who the hell do you think you are?

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You're right.

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I'm sorry, dear.

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If you want to have a little bit more
modesty, go into the bathroom, put on my

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robe, and then come back out and reveal
yourself.

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All right. That is enough.

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Oh, dear. Go ahead and sit down.

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I think we're fine.

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about this.

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I have to do this.

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You have to do it.

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No, you want to do it.

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Tips are small, it's true, but my mother
bore three kids.

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And no miscarriages.

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Let's see, Zachary.

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What's the matter?

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Did you forget to put on your under
-roof?

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Listen, you're pretty.

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Gorgeous, even.

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But this whole situation is just
freaking me out.

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Listen, it has to be this way.

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I'll be disowned if you don't want me.

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No secrets, Ivy.

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There are no secrets in this family.

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My mom had a rough life.

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And she wants me to have an easy life.
But this is fucking weird.

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Maybe I'm better off... Don't say that.
I like you, and

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I think you like me.

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At least a little bit.

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Let's see where this goes.

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I mean, our parents have a...

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Who really makes it as a Hollywood movie
actress?

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Or who even really makes it as a
Hollywood movie writer?

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If we fall in love, then maybe our fairy
tale doesn't have to end in tragedy

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like Esau and Tristan.

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Maybe if we do what our parents say,
then we can pursue our dreams with their

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support.

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Or...

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Or maybe we roll the dice and follow our
dreams and see if we can make it on our

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own.

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You are hard for me.

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Mother wants me to have a baby.

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That's what this is all about.

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Is that what you want?

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Yes.

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We don't know each other that well, but
this feels right.

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Okay. You win.

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Mother, I'll take her into my room if
you go out and run some errands or

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something for the afternoon.

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Oh, no.

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You must think I'm stupid.

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I just need to make sure the baby's
yours. That's all.

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That's stupid.

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Don't you watch Morikovich?

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They have tests for that. Do not insult
me in front of your future wife.

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Please. Love me. Please.

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Sugar. I'll take her into my room and
have sex with her, Mother.

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I'm agreeing to this.

258
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:04,090
Just, you need to give us some privacy.

259
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,050
Oh, you want to compromise?

260
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:08,690
Oh, I'll tell you about compromise.

261
00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:12,790
I dedicated my fertile years to you.

262
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My life entirely for you and your
happiness.

263
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,900
You are ungrateful, son.

264
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God!

265
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,980
Why can't you just be a little more
normal, mother?

266
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,240
Just... Just play it her way.

267
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I love you.

268
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Everything.

269
00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:50,880
Love and the ability to pursue our
dreams.

270
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,020
Just play it out.

271
00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:56,220
Like one of the actors in your movies,
okay?

272
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,160
I don't want to pretend to be in love
with you.

273
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We should be alone.

274
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:05,640
And see if we actually can fall in love.

275
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,700
Or if we actually want to have a baby
together.

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Bye.

277
00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:04,370
Oh my God.

278
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,020
God.

279
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Oh, my God.

280
00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:03,090
God, yes.

281
00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:37,620
Not privately.

282
00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:39,340
Not until you're married.

283
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,340
If we fall in love then...

284
00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:09,910
Wait, what?

285
00:45:11,210 --> 00:45:12,550
No, I really, wait, what?

286
00:45:16,010 --> 00:45:17,010
It's hard to get hurt.

287
00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:21,170
I mean, it's hard to get, that's what
I'm looking at, a lovely penis.